— on due diligence —
🫠
"ticker look funny haha"
🤓
"i've reviewed the audit, tokenomics, vesting schedule, team dox, roadmap, competitive moat, and—"
🧙
"ticker look funny haha"
$CURVE
this is kyle.
kyle has a small brain. kyle likes the picture.
this is chad.
chad has a big brain. chad also likes the picture.
this is kevin.
kevin has a medium brain. kevin read a whitepaper. kevin made a spreadsheet.
kyle and chad bought $CURVE.
kevin is still reviewing the tokenomics.
kyle and chad are rich.
kevin is crying on reddit.
be like kyle and chad.
do not be like kevin.
reading a whitepaper has never made anyone rich. ever. staring at the chart + vibes only.
right curver sees fundamentals. we see a funny picture. we win the same trade.
the middle of the bell curve sold at -20%. we didn't read the DM's. we're still holding.
$CURVE go up. brain go down. balance of the universe restored.
no mods. no roadmap. no edge. just a group chat of beautiful idiots.
see the banner. arrow points at you. accept your destiny king.
— on due diligence —
"ticker look funny haha"
"i've reviewed the audit, tokenomics, vesting schedule, team dox, roadmap, competitive moat, and—"
"ticker look funny haha"
— on exits —
"never sell"
"optimal exit is a 23% trailing stop with volume-weighted profit taking across 4 tranches"
"never sell"
— on the thesis —
"it's a meme, buy"
"meme coins have no moat, no revenue, no real world use case, the market cap is irrational and—"
"it's a meme, buy"
every one of them holds. every one of them happy.